Because Penguins Pissing Themselves

horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

(via for-the-love-of-larrys-cock)

shireduchess:

busy-fangirling-dont-disturb:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE

Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING

Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE

Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT

*spits food all over the laptop*

the harry potter one is the best i am cackling

(via aurorinthetardis)

janneels:

I’m going to summon Dean Winchester.

janneels:

I’m going to summon Dean Winchester.

(via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)

operator: 911, please hold.

me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.

murderer: ok

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I’ve also never heard of a gay/lesbian couple disowning their own child or throwing them out on the street for ‘coming out’ as heterosexual
Just saying

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I’ve also never heard of a gay/lesbian couple disowning their own child or throwing them out on the street for ‘coming out’ as heterosexual

Just saying

(Source: youregonnaloseit, via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

samspurpletoothbrush:

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“fuckin kids”

“I swear to me, if they don’t stop I’m gonna smite those bitches”

(via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)

AU Meme: Dean/Cas 1940s AU

“Of all the bars in all the world, you walked into mine.”

(Source: jennycockles, via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

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i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

(via pufflehuff)

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via pufflehuff)