Because Penguins Pissing Themselves

chris-huy:

My friend reached the part in Twist and Shout.

thunderjellyfish:

So here’s a short reclist of my favourite Destiel!Detectives/Law Enforcement/Cops AU!
Go read these beautiful works!
P.S: The art is mine and it’s made on photoshop with a photo reference from some promotional photos the boys made some time ago. Sam’s not there because a) this is a destiel reclist and b) I can’t draw Sam like at all. 
Anyway. Here are my favs!
Rock and Roll, by Epicureal
http://epicureal.livejournal.com/692176.html
Detective Castiel Novak is renowned for two things; his unbroken arrest streak, and his refusal to work with a partner. So when he asks Dean for help on what looks like an open-and-shut case, he’s expecting to play yes-man to a pompous ass. Instead, the two of them get dragged into something bigger, and much more sinister, than either expect.At least they’ve got a great soundtrack to do it by.
Shake, Rattle and Roll by Ealasaid
http://archiveofourown.org/works/671849/chapters/1228721
“Oh come on now,” Dean Winchester said slyly, throwing in a wink. Agent Castiel Novak of the FBI only blinked—not that Dean had expected much else after his year-long professional relationship with the guy, it was still fun to try to ruffle him—and shook his head in irritation. Dean saw him opening his mouth to argue further and beat him to the punch. “I mean, okay. Maybe this actually was a parent being an asshole and drowning their kid in the nearest lake, no kelpies involved. But there is no way that series of fires last month wasn’t an arsonist demon serial murderer.”
A Beginner’s Guide To Communing With The Dead, by suspiciousflashlight
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1032284/chapters/2056823
Maybe it’s the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it’s the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it’s his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn’t matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he’s going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn’t started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that’s not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there’s no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom’s old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.
Angel Slayer (Cockles) by emwebb17
http://archiveofourown.org/works/989394/chapters/1951978
FBI Special Agent Jensen Ackles tracked a serial killer dubbed the Angel Slayer for six months in Washington, DC—the murderer was vicious, depraved, carved the names of angels into the victims’ chests…and eluded capture. Over eight years later, a murder in small Elton, NH has too many similarities for Jensen to ignore. Paired with a green agent, Jared Padalecki, Jensen travels to Elton to solve the case that has been haunting him for nearly a decade. In the course of the investigation the agents come across a local police officer named Misha Collins—who may have a deadly connection to the Angel Slayer.
A Mighty Dark Night by blue_fjords
http://blue-fjords.livejournal.com/103072.html
Detective Dean Winchester meets Homeland Security Agent Castiel James over a corpse.
Below Skyscrapers by aesc
http://destielfanfic.com/post/44501525051/below-skyscrapers
 ”Castiel, this is Detective Winchester,” Bobby’s saying, voice rough and real. It’s a distraction, although a brief one, the angel glancing at him before studying Dean again with that same silent intensity. “He’ll be on the Circle Murders too.”
Excerpts from Carver Edlunds Magnum Opus, by twentysomething
http://destielfanfic.com/post/35360780501/excerpts-from-carver-edlunds-magnum-opus
“C’mon, Cas, it’s like we’re Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files,” he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says “LUCKY” in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him."I don’t know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses.
Kiss You When It’s Dangerous, by zoemathemata
http://destielfanfic.com/post/42769920450/kiss-you-when-its-dangerous
When his partner Uriel, betrays him, Federal Agent Castiel Novak is saved from becoming a ritual sacrifice by brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. Discovering the world of the supernatural and learning about werewolves, wendigoes, vampires and things that go bump in the night also leads to learning more about Dean and the strange life he and his brother lead. The more he learns, the more Castiel finds himself drawn into Dean’s world and toward Dean himself.Until Uriel wants to complete the ritual he started.
Aaaaand obviously my absolute favourite, which isThe Way The War Was Won, by deans1911. The story has been unfortunately taken down by the author BUT you can find the file download at this link.  
http://destielfanfic.com/post/46451381643/the-way-the-war-was-won
Since it’s still circulating in pdf form I assume the author is still ok with us reading it, but to be sure I’ll try to contact him and if he’s not I’ll take this link out.

thunderjellyfish:

So here’s a short reclist of my favourite Destiel!Detectives/Law Enforcement/Cops AU!

Go read these beautiful works!

P.S: The art is mine and it’s made on photoshop with a photo reference from some promotional photos the boys made some time ago. Sam’s not there because a) this is a destiel reclist and b) I can’t draw Sam like at all

Anyway. Here are my favs!

Rock and Roll, by Epicureal

http://epicureal.livejournal.com/692176.html

Detective Castiel Novak is renowned for two things; his unbroken arrest streak, and his refusal to work with a partner. So when he asks Dean for help on what looks like an open-and-shut case, he’s expecting to play yes-man to a pompous ass. Instead, the two of them get dragged into something bigger, and much more sinister, than either expect.

At least they’ve got a great soundtrack to do it by.

Shake, Rattle and Roll by Ealasaid

http://archiveofourown.org/works/671849/chapters/1228721

“Oh come on now,” Dean Winchester said slyly, throwing in a wink. Agent Castiel Novak of the FBI only blinked—not that Dean had expected much else after his year-long professional relationship with the guy, it was still fun to try to ruffle him—and shook his head in irritation. Dean saw him opening his mouth to argue further and beat him to the punch. “I mean, okay. Maybe this actually was a parent being an asshole and drowning their kid in the nearest lake, no kelpies involved. But there is no way that series of fires last month wasn’t an arsonist demon serial murderer.”

A Beginner’s Guide To Communing With The Dead, by suspiciousflashlight

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1032284/chapters/2056823

Maybe it’s the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it’s the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it’s his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn’t matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he’s going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn’t started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that’s not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there’s no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom’s old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

Angel Slayer (Cockles) by emwebb17

http://archiveofourown.org/works/989394/chapters/1951978

FBI Special Agent Jensen Ackles tracked a serial killer dubbed the Angel Slayer for six months in Washington, DC—the murderer was vicious, depraved, carved the names of angels into the victims’ chests…and eluded capture. Over eight years later, a murder in small Elton, NH has too many similarities for Jensen to ignore. Paired with a green agent, Jared Padalecki, Jensen travels to Elton to solve the case that has been haunting him for nearly a decade. In the course of the investigation the agents come across a local police officer named Misha Collins—who may have a deadly connection to the Angel Slayer.

A Mighty Dark Night by blue_fjords

http://blue-fjords.livejournal.com/103072.html

Detective Dean Winchester meets Homeland Security Agent Castiel James over a corpse.

Below Skyscrapers by aesc

http://destielfanfic.com/post/44501525051/below-skyscrapers

 ”Castiel, this is Detective Winchester,” Bobby’s saying, voice rough and real. It’s a distraction, although a brief one, the angel glancing at him before studying Dean again with that same silent intensity. “He’ll be on the Circle Murders too.”

Excerpts from Carver Edlunds Magnum Opus, by twentysomething

http://destielfanfic.com/post/35360780501/excerpts-from-carver-edlunds-magnum-opus

“C’mon, Cas, it’s like we’re Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files,” he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says “LUCKY” in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.
"I don’t know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses.

Kiss You When It’s Dangerous, by zoemathemata

http://destielfanfic.com/post/42769920450/kiss-you-when-its-dangerous

When his partner Uriel, betrays him, Federal Agent Castiel Novak is saved from becoming a ritual sacrifice by brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. Discovering the world of the supernatural and learning about werewolves, wendigoes, vampires and things that go bump in the night also leads to learning more about Dean and the strange life he and his brother lead. The more he learns, the more Castiel finds himself drawn into Dean’s world and toward Dean himself.
Until Uriel wants to complete the ritual he started.

Aaaaand obviously my absolute favourite, which isThe Way The War Was Won, by deans1911. The story has been unfortunately taken down by the author BUT you can find the file download at this link.  

http://destielfanfic.com/post/46451381643/the-way-the-war-was-won

Since it’s still circulating in pdf form I assume the author is still ok with us reading it, but to be sure I’ll try to contact him and if he’s not I’ll take this link out.

destielmybeatingheart:

He just realised you love him too, you idiot.

(Source: jnsenackles, via deansnaughtylittleangel)


You’re my friend.
You’re my mission.
Then finish it. Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

You’re my friend.

You’re my mission.

Then finish it. Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

(Source: wholove, via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

Twist & Shout : my personal review.

missmesebby:

Guys. This is the most beautiful fanfic I’ve ever read (and I’ve read plenty, believe me). This is even above "Alone on the water" level …

THIS THE MOST HEART-BREAKING THING. EVER.

Short version :

When I found this fanfic :

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First, I was like :

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Then, I was like :

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But then, I was like :

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And now, I am :

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deanaked:

See you then.

deanaked:

See you then.

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(via inkupthedarren)

elvistiel:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

marriedtopeppermintbutler:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?
do you?

Everything is available in my country. 


sorry you were saying

AMERICAN DOESN’T HAVE KINDER SURPRISE EGGS?? WHAT I HAVE CONSUMED ABOUT 25 OF THESE IN THE LAST WEEK SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING THE MARVEL TOY THINGY AND I AM COLLECTING THEM ALL BUT WHY DOES AMERICA NOT HAVE THEM????

THEY’RE DOING A MARVEL TOY THING?! *leaves house to buy five hundred*



All I wanted was Capt’n A & Loki, but after about 4 wolverines in a row things got out of hand.

It got so bad that I even found fucking Rapunzel hiding in one instead of Captain America, like they decided to give me fucking rapunzel which has nothing at all to do with marvel

You’re missing out America

GERMANY FOR THE WIN

elvistiel:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

marriedtopeppermintbutler:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

iknewiwasagoner:

i’m sorry, but do you know where i live?

do you?

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Everything is available in my country. 

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sorry you were saying

AMERICAN DOESN’T HAVE KINDER SURPRISE EGGS?? WHAT I HAVE CONSUMED ABOUT 25 OF THESE IN THE LAST WEEK SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING THE MARVEL TOY THINGY AND I AM COLLECTING THEM ALL BUT WHY DOES AMERICA NOT HAVE THEM????

THEY’RE DOING A MARVEL TOY THING?! *leaves house to buy five hundred*

All I wanted was Capt’n A & Loki, but after about 4 wolverines in a row things got out of hand.

It got so bad that I even found fucking Rapunzel hiding in one instead of Captain America, like they decided to give me fucking rapunzel which has nothing at all to do with marvel

You’re missing out America

GERMANY FOR THE WIN

(Source: peetaymellark, via deansnaughtylittleangel)