Because Penguins Pissing Themselves
please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts
there are two kinds of rapid escalation
well that peopled twicely
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
*spits food all over the laptop*
the harry potter one is the best i am cackling
(via aurorinthetardis)
I’ve also never heard of a gay/lesbian couple disowning their own child or throwing them out on the street for ‘coming out’ as heterosexual
Just saying
(Source: youregonnaloseit, via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
“fuckin kids”
“I swear to me, if they don’t stop I’m gonna smite those bitches”
AU Meme: Dean/Cas 1940s AU
“Of all the bars in all the world, you walked into mine.”
(Source: jennycockles, via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)
when they let you cum inside
i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house
(via pufflehuff)
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
(via pufflehuff)






